MINOR
INCONVENIENCEA VERY SMALL PROBLEM.

THE DEPARTMENT OF OVERREACTING

TINY PROBLEMS.
ENORMOUS
REACTIONS.

Your sleeve got wet while washing your hands.
Understandably, your entire day is ruined.

File a completely valid complaint ↗Meet the employee of the month ↓

A raccoon. A very small problem. A deeply unreasonable response.

EVERYTHING
IS SLIGHTLY
WRONG.Miff, an indignant raccoon in a yellow hoodie, staring at a tiny coffee spillMIFF / CHIEF COMPLAINT OFFICERone drop.
unrecoverable.
WET SOCKS ✳ 1% BATTERY ✳ FORGOT THE PASSWORD ✳ BUFFERING… ✳ DOOR SAYS PULL ✳ WET SOCKS ✳ 1% BATTERY ✳ FORGOT THE PASSWORD ✳

01 / MEET YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MENACE

His name is Miff.
He's handling it.

He waited all day for a package. The delivery photo is someone else's porch. He's now staring out the window like a betrayed Victorian widow.

Minor Inconvenience is for the tiny disasters we all recognize. No grand origin story. Just one raccoon giving a five-alarm response to a two-second problem.

VERY MINOR.
VERY PERSONAL.
PERSONNEL FILE / 001
NAME
Miff
OCCUPATION
Taking it personally
KNOWN ENEMIES
Loading wheels. Duvet covers. The last step that wasn't there.
CURRENT STATUS
Needs a minute.

Performance review: Disproportionate.

02 / THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

How bad could
it possibly be?

Pick your tiny disaster.
We'll overreact accordingly.

MINOR INCONVENIENCE
OFFICIAL OVERREACTION RECEIPT

INCIDENT

My coffee went cold.

APPROVED RESPONSE

I will be remembering this during every quiet moment for the next six years.

SEVERITYEmotionally catastrophic
REFUNDOne dramatic sigh

THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT A WHOLE THING.

03 / EVIDENCE LOCKER

Extremely
reasonable behavior.

Take Miff with you ↗
Miff takes the discovery of cold coffee extremely personally
EXHIBIT A Cold coffee. Warm resentment.
Miff dramatically waits for the Wi-Fi to reconnect
EXHIBIT B Offline for four seconds.

Tap an image to download it. Add your own tiny disaster.

04 / IMPORTANT PAPERWORK

A meme first.
A launch when it's ready.

We're building Minor Inconvenience around Miff and the everyday absurdity. The proposed Solana token ticker is $MINOR.

The token has not launched. No official contract address or social accounts are published here yet.

LAUNCH STATUSPRE-LAUNCH
OFFICIAL CONTRACT

Not issued yet.

Any token claiming to be this project before its verified address appears here is unverified.